December 2011
102 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Why can't you just tell me how you feel? I can't...
When we are at parties you can’t keep your hands off of me. But when we aren’t you won’t even ask me to hang out. I love you doesn’t mean that much when you barely show it. Good luck getting anything from me next time you want to hook up.
When your friends start mentioning stupid shit you...
And you’re like:
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That Awkward moment when you thought a customer... →
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Watchfrenchsanta:
early morning is daddy’s special bathroom privacy time omg
creepy
I feel horrible
I honestly wish things weren’t like this, because your the type of nice guy that I need right now. But how do you walk away from something that used to mean everything to you?
That awkward moment when you play YOUR favorite... →
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Your mom’s like:
and your dads like:
then your sister starts:
and your whole family is just dancing
and you’re like:
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I don't understand why people need drugs, when... →
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“You used to shine so bright
But I watched all of it fade”
– You’re Not sorry | Taylor Swift
“For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, ‘It might have...”
– John Greenleaf Whittier
Feeling This Vs. The War | Blink-182 & Angels...
OMFG
I love mash ups.
Some songs were just made to be put together
It started out as a kiss. How did it end up like...
It was only a kiss.