January 2012
23 posts
Honestly
Feeling pretty blessed lately
Why do we spend our nights on tumblr.?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside & mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
More laughs here
After months and months...
I got my boyfriend back! We just said goodbye before he goes back to college today, but I still couldn’t be happier. Right now, everything is exactly how I’ve wanted it to be for months.
When people say my name in a conversation →
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Crying in bed tonight. As I I don’t sleep bad enough already.
1 tag
What?
I love you more than anything and it confuses the hell out of me that you are now showing me you have the same feelings and not just saying it.
December 2011
101 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Why can't you just tell me how you feel? I can't...
When we are at parties you can’t keep your hands off of me. But when we aren’t you won’t even ask me to hang out. I love you doesn’t mean that much when you barely show it. Good luck getting anything from me next time you want to hook up.
When your friends start mentioning stupid shit you...
And you’re like:
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
That Awkward moment when you thought a customer... →
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Watchfrenchsanta:
early morning is daddy’s special bathroom privacy time omg
creepy
I feel horrible
I honestly wish things weren’t like this, because your the type of nice guy that I need right now. But how do you walk away from something that used to mean everything to you?
